9 Types Of Students Admitted This YEAR - No 6 Will Shock You

Hello, my name is Eric Freelance,
This year admission hit a new high record, with over 4000 student admitted, of which, surely, some will still be going back home (sorry to say that). The freshers have been everywhere on campus, talking, gisting, smiling and enjoying their new environment. I have worked with many of them and i found out many things about this newly intakes. Over 4000 students with different personality, but i have tried to categorize them into 9 different groups. Enjoy below. don't forget to use the comment box and also share

1. The Scholastic:

These are the ones known as the ‘Scholars’. Unlike other students whose bag size reduce once in their second year, their bags rival a cement sack and as if that wasn’t enough, they are always with some intimidating textbooks in their hands. Their bed space is in the library. Even if they misplaced their library ID cards, they would be let in without a moment’s delay. They seem to be found more amongst the Deeper Lifers, although every religious group has a fair share.

2.The Efizzy (Fun) Crooners:

You never see these ones with a textbook, except they are carrying over that course. They attend classes like part-time students. They truly understand the meaning of ‘all work and no play, makes Jack a dull boy’.

The party has not started till they drop. These are the ones who photocopy your note during lecture-free week, borrow your textbook and never return it, till the day before the exam, if you’re lucky.

3. The Politicians:

At times you just wonder whether these ones applied for admission to gain degrees or just to kick start their political careers. They are either in power, contesting for power, or behind those in power; be it at the departmental level, students’ union level, or association level.

At times they cross departments like the Red Sea and the Israelites. You wonder, are these ones scared of the real politics out there, or are just content with being local champions.

Unlike the Efizzy Crooner who has a change of heart during lecture-free week, these ones can keep politicking till an hour to their exams.

4. The Entrepreneurs:

You have to give it to these ones. These are the ones many of us envy but never have the nerve to admit so. What is their sole purpose on campus? Make money. Any other thing? Secondary.

They seem to see their courses of study as necessary evils, just to show to the world that they are not illiterates, they always settle for the “let my people go kind of grades”.

Even when exams come, they seem to come under the least stress. For them, it could just be any chance to make more money, depending on the business. (Sha gimmee 40 E and let me be going)

5. The Prayer Warriors:

This group of people are very famous for the number of hours they spend at the Sport center; they can pray heaven into your lives – they are the kind of people that share testimonies like;
Brethren, the lecturer wrote “??” in my exam script, by the time the result will come out, it was a “77”.

And yes of course, they are also famous for the popular “Tongue strolling” (Praying in Tongues from Car park till School Gate… and back)

6. The Aroites:

The list would have been incomplete without this category of people. One of the fastest ways to spot this people is in their groups. They never walk alone.

If they are not in SUB watching a football match, they are on their balcony, looking for the next innocent lady to embarrass…….

One spectacular thing about this group though is that, they are always in the reading room at night close to exam time, reading their books like their lives depends on it.

7. The Cabal Clique

This group consists mainly of girls cliques forming and giving themselves names like blackberry babes, android chicks, iPhone wannabes, weekend getaways, name changing babes (your parents named you AYOKA but you came to school forming WENDY), sugar daddy/Alhaji cliq. Rich boiz often get these kind of babes and they don’t usually walk alone.

8. The G-CHEATz

This is the equivalent of G-Boiz just that they are into providing students with cheap data bundle for browsing popularly called FREE BROWSING. You hear things like tweaking, Airtel 1gig, MTN 2gig, MTN 7.5gig, simple server and co. Even the so-called big girls patronize them and they’re making it big time. Popular in hostels with posters on how to browse with any phone and laptop. Very soon they would have an association and would be hawking data for sale soon. (abeg if you be one holla 08102345751, make we talk)

9. The JAMB LEGENDs

This category of people have written JAMB so many times to the extent that JAMB have stored their names. Some of them were former course-rejectees (they rejected courses so many times cos it’s not their desired course). Most of them can give parental advice ehnnnn if you happen to have them as roommates.

If you can’t find your category of people here, just submit your Student ID card to us; There’s no way you are a student of Nigerian campus…

Drop yours below…